my tongue got stuck to the icicle when i licked it; and when i touched the candle flame my fingers came away red and blistered. this could be a poem about
savage beauty and the danger inherent in nature. instead it’s about people, and how they’re always touching things that they shouldn’t. (that girl on the news never invited that man to touch her. all i can think about is how i wish she had had something savage coursing through her skin. god should have made girls lethal when he made monsters of men.) [e.h]

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tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

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Saint John the Evangelist and the poisoned chalice.

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icomefromdownworld: the cat that just casually hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord omg the way that last baby hops! The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…” i’m laughing so hard I’M SO DONE I’ve reblogged this before but I’ll reblog it everytime it comes up on my dash

icomefromdownworld:

the cat that just casually hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord

omg the way that last baby hops!

The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”

i’m laughing so hard

I’M SO DONE

I’ve reblogged this before but I’ll reblog it everytime it comes up on my dash

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darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

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“Publisher Z said if he printed Lolita he and I would go to jail.”

– Vladimir Nabokov

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